Life

David Letterman's Top Ten List of Unanswerable Questions:

10: Why do I always get in the slowest line-up at the grocery store?

09. Why are the worst drivers persons who drive for a living?

08. Why can't lightning strike in the same place twice?

07. Why is Paris Hilton in the news every day?

06. Why do I miss Pat Quinn?

05. Why do I have more confidence in nurses than doctors?

04. Why does Kev enjoy being naked, armed and dangerous at 3:45 am?

03. Why does Ger continue to be annoying?

02. Why does Jim keep putting up with Kev and Ger?

01. why the hell does the Great, Grand, Historic, Somewhat Odd If Not Crazed Uncle Don continue to think they are worthy?